Its weird I have a table for eating food on but I don’t think I’ve sat in those chairs once since I moved into my apartment.

David Bowie’s latest music videos are reminding me so much of David Lynch’s stuff right now.

Its not a not a proper next gen console unveiling until everyone complains about it

Four mountaineers climbing Sweden’s tallest mountain, Kebnekaise, circa 1900

Today at lasertag, a guy came in with only one hand and when he was getting his vest on I asked him if he needed a hand with that.

I genuinely did not realize what I had said until afterwards

A kid at work told me I looked exhausted and should sleep

shut up kid you can’t tell me what to do I’M AN ADULT

Oh man, the clothes I wear for security are all covered in vomit from carrying out drunk girls out of the bathroom.

Un Chien Andalou, 1929

I actually have this image in t-shirt form.

Kreayshawn is pregnant and I am so upset about this because now I can’t pretend I will marry her.

A cashier lady at London Drugs asked me if my hair was real.

Today was ok.

Today I had to get fingerprinted for my security license and the guy doing the fingerprinting looked at the picture on my driver’s license and said “Wow, I think I speak for all when I say I’m glad you don’t look like that anymore.”

Akira Yamaoka l Angels Thanatos

My shower curtain. It is not a pleasant sight to see at two in the morning.

Since I passed my BST Exam, we celebrated by going to the shooting range. Interesting note: the shotgun I’m reloading is the same one Sarah Connor uses in the Terminator.